Vote! Vote! Vote!
Move over Bozo and Pennywise. There's something else scaring children these days. Gnomes are the new clowns!
"But their beards are pretty rad", you say. Well, that may be, but there's something about those beady eyes and pointy hats that haunt my dreams. Too often do I wake up from a Gnomish nightmare where tinkered weapons are firing those little buggers right at me!
Maybe if I can trap them on a tee they will have to leave me and the children alone? Help us out wooters!